Dear God,

Okay. This face is what greeted me in SD. If (flap) only (flap) I (flap) could (flap) fly!!!! Turned out, he or she, (it's confused also) was pretty nice. Drools though.

On the Road Again!!! Lookout SD!!!

Here we go again!!! Whew! Got home from Vegas, and left THE SAME DAY for SD!!! Some people say I'm a little crazy. Okay. :)

Thank You to the NELSONS!!!

Thank you for taking me back to Vegas...but mostly, for bringing me back. It was awesome hanging with Matthew and the rest of the fam. They showed me they have a real sense of adventure and a sense of humor!!!

You didn't see anything....

Here we are at the Grand Canyon. There was so much bird poo everywhere, no one can prove ANYTHING!!!!

Camp Nelson

This was pretty neat. I was vacationing with the Nelsons. We made such an impression, they gave us our own plot on a map...Camp Nelson. (well, not actually, but it was pretty neat anyhow)

Nice

Now they were just enjoying exploiting my fear of heights a little too much. I think we were at the Venetian, who knows, I was trying not to wet myself again!!!

What the???

Let me just say. Holy smokes...this guys was creeping me out! LOOK AT HIM!!! Yikes! I was sure he was about to eat me! Whatever, who eats chicken????

Me & Matthew

Here we are posing in front of our window...have I mentioned my fear of heights. Matthew is smiling. Till he sees what I did to the back of his shirt. Ooops. Seriously...I was falling!!!

At the airport.

Well, as promised... this begins my photo tour of my "return" trip to Las Vegas. Here I am sitting and waiting, and waiting, and waiting to get on the plane.

I was back.

Hello all my friends. Just wanted to let you know that I safely arrived back home and I will be posting my pictures of Las Vegas pt. 2 soon. However, I had the "golden" opportunity to go to SD!!! I'll be in touch! It'll be a crazy trip! See you next week!

Leaving Las Vegas

Well, in the bottom photo, I'm just saying goodbye to the Monte Carlo lobby...it's been a cruddy home, but I'm still sentimental about it...God knows why. Here is the Pilot and the Stewardess', they were so kind and funny!!! I told them that I could probobly fly myself home, but they were just so much fun to be around, I just decided to stay on the plane for entertainment!

AMAZING

This was incredible!!! Jean Philippe made these delectable treats just for me, I'm sure of it. I ate every last morsel...heavenly!!! I'm gonna have to get some more on my next trip to Vegas!

My Love

She is so hot...

My Love

She is so hot...

Ahhhhhh

On the way home from 'old vegas". Don't you want to know what I had to do for those beads???? All I can say is...What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

Binions

Well, all I can say is PATIENCE PEOPLE!!! I was merely posing in front of the car and all these strangers got snap happy with their cameras!!! Maybe I was famous already, I don't know. But now, because of their impatience, I'm on all their cameras!!!

This was such a sweet girl...maybe I'll see her again someday. HMMMM.

Here we are on our way to "old vegas". My favorite part of the whole trip!!!

Me time

I was just enjoying the peacefullness...listening to the waterfall. Watching the gondola's in the indoor stream. Crud, now I have to pee.

Friends

Now these were two very nice ladies. I tried to thwart their advances and kindly explained to them that I just can't commit to a long term relationship. However, we did meet for drinks later. Wink wink.

Vegas baby!!!

Well, here I am. The night before I depart for Vegas. I'm taking along a very nice family with me and I know we'll have a great time. However, I'm very nervous about this situation...what if they decide to ditch me? I swear, if they go back to that gift shop...I'll bolt!!! Oh well, I know my way around pretty good, I'll be fine, after all, I'm a rambler right??? Well, better run, got lots of packing to do. Itinerary to plan. Speedo or board shorts??? Such decisions! I still have lots of more photos of my last trip to post, so be watching for them!!!

Life can be so cruel

Now really, is this funny???? IS IT??? I THINK NOT!!!

Slots

I did try gambling. I wasn't lucky.

More Transportation...

I got tired of the purse after a while...I experimented, again. Good times, good times.

Mr. Big ****

Well, this guy (Mr. Big ****) really liked me alot...so much that he even found special beads, just for our photo together. Some people are so much fun!!!

Nesting????

Well, as every chicken needs to do...I needed to nest, only for a second, and I was confused at the time, since I'm a rooster, and they don't nest...I WAS EXPERIMENTING OKAY!!!!! So I tried to find my "happy place" in amongst the cig. butts and porn cards. What kind of place is this???

Diablos-Las Vegas

Well, here I am with some wonderful people at Diablos. All were very pleased to see me...except one. Can you tell??? Oh, well, after that, I needed a drink! (Shayne in the background)

Transportation

Well, here she is...my friend, my transportation. The drive behind my whole life...ok, that's a bit much. Anyway, this is how I got around in Las Vegas. I always had a view of my surroundings. What a trip!

My Name

So, you may say...Josesaba...what a fabulously unique name??? How did you ever get named Josesaba??? Well, it's quite simple actually. This wonderful girl took me to so many cool places in Las Vegas. I never even knew there was life outside of the gift shop! Her sister-in-law said, what are you gonna name him? Then they both decided to name me after the waiter/waitress of the next resteraunt they went to. Well, they went to this fancy seafood buffet over at the Rio and they were waited on by a wonderfully good man named "Jose". Now, I was fine with just "Jose". But the next day they ate at a wonderful little mexican resteraunt and the waitress happened to be named "Saba". This was just way too cool & unique of a name to be passed up. So there I sat...at the table, while it was discussed & finally decided...Josesaba. Isn't it wonderful???

The Beginning

Life stunk...I was stuck, WAY up high and way in the back corner in the gift shop of the Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV. I had been there for months. Nobody even touched me. A few times cute little grandmas would glance my way and mumble something about grandkids, then they'd grab the stupid little pink kitten next to me. Why me??? I was so bummed. Who the HECK would even put me in Las Vegas in the first place???? I belonged in a drug store in Wisconsin or something. I don't know. People are nuts.

Anyway, one morning. It was way too early for normal people to be awake in Las Vegas, so I knew this girl was special. She spotted me!!! Then she stretched real hard (she was short) to get to me, knocking down all the cutesy animals (this made me happy) in the process. Then she took me to her husband. She said "look, hun!!! A chicken!!! I cannot believe that I actually found a chicken in Las Vegas!!! Can I buy him???" And he laughed, scratched his head, adjusted his cap and said, "hun, hun, hun...I don't care." And that was it...she was hooked. She loves me!!! I now have a home!!! Life has never been the same.....................................