A latta watah....

We took the long way home today so she could show me the rising water. This isn't a funny situation, so I mean no offense. I'm sorry for the people that this effects.

It's getting pretty high now, and there is more rain and warm weather in the forcast.

Just last week, the girl and her dog went for a walk on this trail....now it's underwater.

Yikes.

Hopefully it will not keep rising, but God only knows I guess. If it does, pray for those in it's path and be grateful if it doesn't flood.

Library Time

It's been such a fun day! I even got to go to the library...I got to look for some books. This one looks good. "Coop" hmmm...I wonder what it's about. I'll let you know.

Birds & Blooms...

North American Birds...I'm FAMOUS!!! Ok, maybe not.

Swimming in a sea of James Patterson. Incredible author...strange, gory, but incredible...you can't put his stuff down! So I've been told. I'm still working on the whole reading thing.

This is more my reading level. I love this guy!!!

Awwww....

So many good books...I just can't choose. I love the library!

This is a cool place! I hear the girl hangs out here a LOT!!!

Cenex Fun

Well this morning I got to go to Cenex. Just for fun. ;) I found a trusty steed....I wish the girl would buy it for me. Every chicken needs a trusty steed for pete's sake! Well, I guess one can dream.

Ooooh....look what I got to drive. But don't tell a soul!!! I was merely helping myself to some feed...that's all!!!! I absolutely did NOT make a mess in the warehouse...NO NOT ME!!!

Ahhhh yes....now we're talkin.

"Hi...how are you?" I said...."HI HOW ARE YOU!" sheesh...I don't know what's with this guy...

funny lookin and he doesn't say much. Well, I guess I'll be movin on.

You don't see me in amongst all the dough....

Or rolling in it....do you think they'd miss any???

I bet they wouldn't even notice....especially this lady. She's super nice, but she needed a teensy bit of my help on the computer, ah well, she'll learn it eventually.

Time for a drink....tastes like....vodka!!! And she told me it was water...I'm so shocked. (hiccup)(burp)(hiccup)...time to go see this gal again! I like her water!!!!

Whew...get a drink in me and I'll do anything. But shhhhhh...dont' tell. I would be so embarrased!!!

School!!!!

Today I got to go with to take the girls' boys to school. One kid took off so quick to hang with his friends, but the other one hung around with me...here we are in the office. Nope not naughty...just visiting the nice secretary. ;)

Yessssss.....Now I got to got to the classroom! Look at the friendly greeters they have there!

I felt so at home here! I really wanted to just stay a while.

And teach, but the girl wouldn't let me. She said we had more stops to make today. Booooo. LET ME TEACH!!!!

Here I am in Beau's locker....right before he shoved me in it and locked it. No, just kidding, besides, it's rather spacious, I could be comfy there. Well, see ya!

The Bead Chicks

I have been waiting to come here for about a year now. Well, since I came to live with this family. Just the name of this joint called me into it...THE BEAD CHICKS...so, let's go check them out.

I found some fabulous beads...I got in touch with my feminine side...

Then I had a sucker....my blood sugar was getting a tish low. A bird has to eat you know!

"Why hello there?" (She just wasnt' my type...too small...I like a chick with a little meat on her bones.

So I just hung out for a bit...checkin out the scenery.

This was cool. I was hoping I could just hang out here all day and wait for some chick to notice me. I even had a beautiful necklace on to entice the ladies...

Ok now...how much more obvious could I be??? I'm right here...HELLLLOOOOO....notice me!

"How you doin'?" (She was adorable, but just not my type either....she was fluffier, and she was very nice, but she's connected to her roots in the city, it just wouldn't work out.)

So I hung around some more....

Well, I met lots of nice chicks today, but I know for sure that I will be back for more. It's just a cool place! (Plus, it made "the girl" super happy)

Day at the Office

Well, on Monday I got to go to the office with the girl. It was really boring. Numbers, gobs of money, more numbers, phone...I didn't have too much fun...till I met this guy.

He ROCKS! Of course he says the craziest things! At least twice we had to hit the deck because one of the office girls would chuck staplers or whatever else they could find at him. And he likes to play pranks....so do I. :) It's gonna get interesting. This guy sure does liven up the joint...I think I'll hang around him some more...now if he'd quit callin me a duck....DUDE LOOK AT MY COMB!!!! DUCKS DON'T HAVE COMBS! ;) I'm thinkin we'll see more of him.

Fishin with the Fam

On Sunday I got to go fishing. I didn't see one fish, so I'm not sure why they call it Fishing, but it was fun anyway.

I saw all kinds of rocks. That was great fun....oooh...rocks. ;)

Here is "the girl" again. She shoved me in her pocket so I could learn how to set up the rod just right, to catch the big one....which never came.

I had more fun with Kole...I just hung out and prayed that the seagulls flying overhead would recognize me as being one of their species and not swoop down and eat me.

Volunteering my services

Greetings....
Just wanted to put out an all points bulletin to my faithful friends and family...If you should go on a vacation, or just going out for the night...or day. If I am available, I would LOVE to go with you....see the hens around this joint keep eyeing me up. I'm just not that kind of guy! Plus, I'm confused.
You must take pictures...lots of them. See, my "girl" loves me very much and wants to see all the adventures I've been on. You can smooth out the details with her. If you don't know how to reach her...then comment on here and I'll show it to her. Maybe, unless I get to go to the Playboy mansion...then it's best she not know.

My sincerest apologies

Dear Friends,
I must sincerely apologize for my temporary leave of absence. I owe everyone an explanation.

You see, I began feeling a little "uncentered". A little "off-balance". "Cloudy". Well, you get the point...
So, I decided to check myself into a wonderful Holistic Wellness Center. Which I must keep the name of this beautiful center a secret. There were also lot's of celeberties there as well. But I'm not sayin anything...right??? Okay...moving on then.
I participated in a wide variety of activities. I learned several new techniques for "centering" myself. They didn't like my "slamshot jaager" method. Or the "fruity little tropical drink method" either. SO....Meditation is my new favorite. Have you ever had a hot rock massage??? Or had kelp for breakfast??? Let me tell you, you are missing out!
I would've loved to share some pictures of my centering experience, however, all cameras, cell phones, etc...were confinscated upon admission to The Center.
SO...my friends...I'm back and better than ever....buckle up!